Im happy when I hear people have a new baby but really does ever fucking facebook picture have to be the kid for the next two or three years? We get it you’re happy and love your new kid but it shouldn’t take over all your social media accounts nor be you’re profile picture if your so into taking pictures of your kids then make them their own Facebook accounts and take yours back

Trying to get out of the mall parking garage rant at menlo park mall in edison nj

A short video of me yelling at stupid nj driver

Anytime I’m in line at gamestop i’m always stuck behind someone who is getting a reward cards and the person always says he/she shops here all the time.Why after all the times you shopped here do you suddenly want the rewards card? Is it the fact that there’s a ten person deep line forming behind you that has now inspired you to apply? And then its always the same question why do you want my email and home address? Like you’re some fucking famous person get over yourself

Seriously postal service u guys are broke and therefore should not be able to afford a systems upgrade